blackberryjambaby:

blackberryjambaby:

can anyone remember that post about how children write the best poems & it had an article attached showing the differences between little kids’ poetry & preteens?? im desperate to find it again

ok i found it! it’s called the average fourth grader is a better poet than you (and me too)

here are three of my favourite excerpts

(writing about life as a movie) the choir enters and the director screams "sing with more terror!!!"ALT
(writing about a family member's recent death) my brother went down to the river and put dirt onALT
(writing about a terminal illness) i am feeling burdened and i taste milk..... i mumble, "please please run away" but it lives where i liveALT

musiccat1971:

peakingeveryday:

haystarrs-deactivated20200728:

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cryoverkiltmilk:

air-so-sweet:

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. “oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-” no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.

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Truth in satire.

funnytwittertweets:

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karma-crystal:

taintmotel:

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏
Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏?
For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME.
Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

headspace-hotel:

lick-anthonys-heart:

grainelevator:

“Books are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“E-books are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“Audiobooks are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“Video games are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“Subscriptions to magazines/newspapers are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

For real, get a library card for your local public library and you will have almost unlimited access to all kinds of media for free. Libraries also often have many different kinds of classes you can take, often for free or very cheap. Oh, and don’t forget the computers and internet access you can also use for free.

In conclusion, yet a library card.

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY!!!

Don’t forget movies, internet, zoo tickets, etc. we also have fun kits for old people.

At my library you can even check out musical instruments.

lemememeringue:

noshameinoursickness:

leafinthebreeze:

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repeat after me:

crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle

it also grants you a tiger

surfrocklee:

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HIM!

myaatwins:

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OBSESSED with this

surfrocklee:

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happy pride month y'all hey what if rock lee was the homophobic dog meme but the opposite 🏳️‍🌈

bonus:

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sanctusapparatus:

tooies:

i think “take a hike” is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

surfrocklee:

rock lee fact of the day #76

Rock Lee is tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon.

(submitted by @nightingaleflow)

kragehund-again:

funnytwittertweets:

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